They have wands!!! AND segregated cycle lanes on Denny Street. We need to get this right @user #OConnellStLk https://t.co/8mGIgvhy1d
Would shag that tbh https://t.co/wtiDRLJ4QW
@user DC has been known as a city of liars and hucksters since about 10 minutes after its founding so this whole 3 year hissy fit of "This whorehouse was a virtuous place until that slut Trump showed up!" never gets old.
"This guy I hated and was the worst influence on Trump is leaving and here's why that's bad news" https://t.co/uxhnokezAV
Why do we use the phrase "reluctant reader"?
Does any kid given that label feel good about it?
Why not use "potential reader," or "promising reader,"
or "soon to love reading more than they ever imagined reader." #reluctantreader #promisingreader #lovereading #literacy #yalit
1 Million #WIN GIVEAWAY!  (Approx $250 USD)

Deadline:  Sept 27th (Friday)
Winners selected:  Oct 1, 2019

For the launch of the WINK Sports Betting Platform

10 winners will be selected for 100K $WIN each 
(Approx $25 USD)

1) Like + Follow + Retweet
2) Tag 3 friends in comment https://t.co/S3JWJtMAnW
niggas spent $40 extra on a glitching ass game that prolly won’t be fully fixed for another month or so
BREAKING- @user tells me, barring a last minute agreement, the Disney/AT&amp;T(directv)carriage agreement will expire at midnight Friday. These customers across the nation will not have access to College Gameday or any ESPN gms this weekend if the 2 companies don’t come to terms
ageing up is really creepy because it implies you thought they were sexually attractive before they were aged up and youre just ageing them up to make it seem less creepy. if its a piece thats wholesome and its supposed to show characters lives years in the future, thats fine, +
I’ve concluded that they key to ending up with less rubbish in my house is to make sure my kids get the right toys for their age. To find out what those toys are, I called on the blogging community. Here is the result. https://t.co/J48Xa7OSM0
my roommate broke up with his girlfriend last night at a fancy restaurant and she started bawling.... everyone thought he proposed to her and started clapping.
4.7 billion #plasticstraws are used in England every year. 🥤

Businesses like @user are already going plastic free, with innovative alternatives such as pasta straws.

Tell us what actions you’ll take to #PassOnPlastic in the comments below. https://t.co/8vRQCFKkBR
lmfaaao this man tried to invite me on a coffee date and i responded 'I dont drink coffee, but I'll get some tea' everyone felt like i was being mean... but i dont drink coffee... so?
The iPhone 11 is so gross I need it
Statement in response to yesterday's @user story on Jerry Falwell Jr. that included our photographs. Additional photographs of Mr. Falwell and his son are posted here: https://t.co/szq7nAFkP0 https://t.co/Y8t36Qpfqa
The Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act because they said there was no more racism and then oh look every place the Voting Rights Act used to have to be enforced did some racism https://t.co/E5iSMWIJMx
26. Why don't people like you ?
Over 300 views of the first Ladybird Fancypants Storytime! See, they can’t stop us!!! #LoveWins https://t.co/vogh1x5Cck #Hamont
everytime something w/ my line occurs, our pros come to me w/ questions... and I don’t understand why 😐
I do neither so. https://t.co/O0z5Bv88Lw
*takes 1 sip of Bang* https://t.co/DrUcUPwCT1
If u want ur kids to grow up like Seyi, like this post. 
If u want ur kids to grow up like Tacha retweet this post.
I wanna see something#BBNaija https://t.co/cXKhaOAqET
do you really believe it when they say your phone is water resistant?
One day, you will be dragged on Twitter!! 

Yes YOU!!!!!!!
But should I go even shorter? https://t.co/JbUWiS4nGU
*takes 1 sip of Bang* https://t.co/DrUcUPwCT1
Swanson. Helping divorced men barely hold together the shambles of their train wreck of a life since 1954. https://t.co/B05E1D7Ioi
@user Trumps new record:
Lowest approval rate EVER!
https://t.co/BiUbgAyFiC
oh fuck.

he's gonna run over to him and help him up— https://t.co/TfHVj0qEaG
I'm astounded that more don't realize Trump is merely symptomatic of what the GOP has become. He's a figurehead, important to understand! 

Image 1: GOP path to extremism
Image 2: Koch influence
Image 3: Koch-connected Council for National Policy, the "genuine leaders" of the GOP https://t.co/DoDFbk9EvP
Running a dealership is a whole other ball game, and not always an easy one. https://t.co/lsZ9SvMh8u
ESO Live returns this Friday with a preview of #Dragonhold – this DLC will hold the epic conclusion to the entire #SeasonOfTheDragon! https://t.co/bzaT9C10gM https://t.co/shCrBu3n04
She right though. The internet be coming up with all these weird ass standards https://t.co/e7CliSjeYj
alright i feel like spreading some positivity so quote w something that reminds u of me for a nice indirect!
esto tiene que ver con el racismo que siempre existe en la administración de la nba pero no están listos pa esa conversación https://t.co/LZoQwMyBtb
Day sex or night sex?
Me randomly thinking of a vine I saw 4 years ago : https://t.co/7r6meVZCoH
Let's be honest. Real reason married men get fat is duplicatie meals.
Biz dinner→mistress dinner→eating mistress →wife dinner→eating wife
This man asked me out to coffee. I don't do coffee dates. 

Told him I do coffee for business meetings and with friends. "Happy to get coffee with you as friends".

His next text i asking me to dinner proper. 

Men know. They just want to see if they can low ball you first.
@user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user But tea is more popular in Kerala
Ight so boom I’m serious bout losing belly fat now https://t.co/G6XpOqTClM
the best people to get in a relationship with of the zodiac:

1. Pisces
2. Gemini
3. Virgo
4. Libra

never date a scorpio, I REPEAT NEVER DATE A SCORPIO
Average cost of childbirth in the United States: $32,000

Average cost of childbirth with Medicare for All: $0
hahahahahahahaha https://t.co/jNyoyKDHdh
Sco pa tu manaa https://t.co/Jn5Sppk2fw
When you can’t decide what to have for tea and have a couple of bits of scampi, a couple of chicken goujons, some chips &amp; a chicken chargrill.... is that a picky tea @user ? 🤔
KD says the environment was toxic when he returned to OKC and he will never be attached to that city again 😶 https://t.co/UdODz0H1k4
Men only 
If you was making $13 an hour and a girl curved u saying she needs someone to make more. Year later u making $50 an hour and she try’s to talk to you again would you do it ?
when you tell your mum your hungry and she says ‘have a piece of fruit’ https://t.co/H5A7hNSi2d
PULLOVER AND HUG HIM https://t.co/acEpqZpwgB
He said "GET READY BITCH , GET READY BITCH" 🤣🤣🤣 Facebook too funny https://t.co/dCVZKCzBkk
so i stole freesias from a restaurant table and brought them to garden lodge, then i cried a lot https://t.co/kHZ1TbwhNY
19. The last time you were genuinely happy?
https://t.co/TF1TTvYYkv
STOP PITTING ICE CREAM FLAVORS AGAINST EACH OTHER

mint chocolate  is HEAVENLY

vanilla is a CLASSIC

green tea is FRESH

chocolate is SWEET

strawberry

cookie dough is ICONIC

mocha is SCRUMPTIOUS
My roots are brazenly showing
And I have a hole in my Primark socks
I had macaroni cheese for dinner
And micro chips straight out of the box
Tomorrow I'm going to B&amp;M
To buy a new toilet seat
But I voted remain in the referendum
I guess that makes me fucking elite

#RichRemainer
"She's got to be stopped."

Jim Cramer and a @user panel discuss Wall Street executives being absolutely terrified of Elizabeth Warren and how they've never seen anything quite like it before. This is the greatest Warren campaign ad possible. https://t.co/VCrGOfxOX0
jimin &gt; everybody else ever https://t.co/kMwhzYzDmg
fall, everything https://t.co/0m644cPdB9
jimin you absolute legend https://t.co/LN9lhiuY8A
and so https://t.co/oFYRTi1hYd
Doctor: Do you take any recreational drugs or drink in excess? 

Me: No. 

Doctor: *writes “BIG NERD” on his chart and underlines it three times*
Unlike the classic game, women will collect 240 Monopoly bucks when they pass "go," while male players will collect the usual 200. It's "a fun new take on the game that creates a world where women have an advantage often enjoyed by men," the creators said. https://t.co/MwkeaTKBSu
Muslims around the world mark Ashoura — in pictures https://t.co/fLjy3vcqfB https://t.co/iCP7OgzvfG
But did you know... you can get free access to content by registering for a JSTOR account - without needing institutional access? Find out more! https://t.co/ht1wRUHdDj
@user How is the average observer supposed to know if they are good guys with guns or bad guys? Open carry just gives cover to mass shooters.
Am I the only one who thinks about what their next meal is gonna be while eating a meal? Lmfao
Fucked up https://t.co/wE5pbdv67Y
No better way to celebrate 9/11 than with a possibly endless spaghetti dinner https://t.co/ml4ExVONed
https://t.co/fcBts22Ohd
“I’ve voted 3x against the current Withdrawal Agreement. Certainly if there were no changes to that I’m not going to vote for it. If that meant me losing the whip then so be it. I’m not going to betray my country or my electorate by signing them up into vassalage” @user https://t.co/1SLj87XHlR
Unlike the classic game, women will collect 240 Monopoly bucks when they pass "go," while male players will collect the usual 200. The idea is to create a game where women make more than men. https://t.co/1YBORke1Vn @user @user
What gave you that impression? I'm not the one constantly trying to get into someone's pants like a certain cheap wench roaming these parts.

Just humor me, okay? https://t.co/mot5vCnXuG
He's always a good boy. The best of the best. But he'll behave and go clean his rifle. The cup was a serious gift by the way. https://t.co/GSz55U0LpQ
kiss a dude neck i bet he stfu
....I asked John for his resignation, which was given to me this morning. I thank John very much for his service. I will be naming a new National Security Advisor next week.
What do any of you actually give your man apart from vagina
Hoenstly, idk what I’m doing
The best drink at STARBUCKS 🔥🍓🔥 https://t.co/z6TmrDd9K4
While @user is slashing the military, he is also negotiating with our sworn enemy the Taliban--who facilitated 9/11.
never forget that bakugo has really good knife skills and probably knows how to cook https://t.co/mKh7EMKPzj
The best homemade dinner on the planet x https://t.co/M9xiQO1p0d
If my BF don’t step it up, the person that posted a crush about him earlier can have him
Seafood red tanayyyyyt https://t.co/5tQ0TPGQBR
TBS should bring back Dinner and a Movie.
remote vibrator on a date is a must https://t.co/5dwZwvUmkM
Zodiac signs that will ruin your life: 

1. SCORPIO  
2. GEMINI   
3. Aries 
4. Taurus 
5. Leo
Salary talk on Twitter is all cap anyways
remote vibrator on a date is a must https://t.co/5dwZwvUmkM
I laugh at people who think Taeyong is an SM artist that got the most push from the company. He gets the most promos in the NCT (maybe, I wouldn’t really say so though) but in SM ??? Lmao, no. SM didn’t do anything to promote Taeyong to general public. And most of his projects
A great moment at #LOTH19 https://t.co/LjQuRKqmu4
Any persuasive case for the Republican Party’s imminent demise must explain why the party’s structural advantages will fail it. @user writes on why the GOP probably isn't doomed https://t.co/GX4rUJJl2H
Phrases you only say in teaching: “Please stop licking your knees.”
The Charlie Daniels Patriot Award🇺🇸🙏🏼✝️🦅👍🏼 https://t.co/TJL3NF09pl
Sonics sweet tea is a lot better 😅 https://t.co/F63LCej4D5
Would you eat 6 donuts? 

#Perspective. 

#nutrition #food #health https://t.co/PN8Hi1BXSc
Maturity is looking back at the Griz meal plan and realizing that it was actually pretty nice to never make meals or have dishes
The best drink at STARBUCKS 🔥🍓🔥 https://t.co/z6TmrDd9K4
STOP PITTING ICE CREAM FLAVORS AGAINST EACH OTHER

mint chocolate  is HEAVENLY

vanilla is a CLASSIC

green tea is FRESH

chocolate is SWEET

strawberry

cookie dough is ICONIC

mocha is SCRUMPTIOUS
Here you have men admitting to be useless https://t.co/UIEdo2Dyo9
reminder also that woozi writes /and/ produces like 90% of all of svts songs no ones doin it like svt 💅🏾 https://t.co/QEdUXTNzMO
He said "GET READY BITCH , GET READY BITCH" 🤣🤣🤣 Facebook too funny https://t.co/dCVZKCzBkk
Would shag that tbh https://t.co/wtiDRLJ4QW
The hardest decision ever https://t.co/TpEQ8FkkKZ
The best drink at STARBUCKS 🔥🍓🔥 https://t.co/z6TmrDd9K4
@user you went from stanning to hating this series so fast its actually kinda sad https://t.co/HuWnmh32T6
Aquarius is the one sign I truly don’t fuck with, I can literally sense the negative vibrations
I’ll give $17,000 to someone random who retweets this in the next 24 hours (must be following me so I can DM you)
te mos harrojme qe kjo eshte beteja e dy popujve qe ne trupin e tyre kane me shume çaj sesa gjak
Guys I really need some paid clients for some money for my moms birthday tomorrow. She is a strict mom but it is almost like she is a single mother because my dad is always gone on business trips and plus she takes good care of me and my 3 siblings.
You just won a life time supply of the last thing you ate. How you livin'?
This is not what the American Revolution was about whatsoever. https://t.co/ktHZAmwhBO
@user Thanks for watching the #AppleEvent. Expand for more about iPhone 11 and iPhone 11 Pro. https://t.co/itp1Lpfmud
@user https://t.co/qJjF3ERiRR
Did you know that the #Disneyland Hotel is offering a Haunted Mansion tea service? Robbie accepted this difficult assignment and eats his way through a review, just for you! https://t.co/ESQS7XD1wr
Democrats are again out of touch with the American people.

We need to pass #USMCA &amp; secure our border.

But they're wasting everyone's time trying to impeach @user &amp; push their socialist agenda that'll reverse all of our great economic gains &amp; make America less safe. https://t.co/y02iRX33Dt
quote or reply with what you are bc i want you to. i’m: power switch https://t.co/GJurxs6ymf
Well done to Mylynne, Mark, Dominic, Samantha and Nicky who were invited to 10 Downing Street last week to represent the Trust at a celebration event for NHS staff. #WorkingTogether https://t.co/kerJEw0NBc
ㅤ
ㅤ      I would look like a beggar. Drink your tea.
ㅤ https://t.co/qkJCNhvpLp
We have been spending our last two days at @user pitching our proposal to increase competition under a more enforced #PURPA. 

Read the proposal here: https://t.co/YCKqAitYYq https://t.co/tWXBn4KmJU
i'm doing quite alright, miss! how about you? i feel like i haven't seen you in a while! https://t.co/WcsQ8791LC
My occasional reminder that if you're part of the Judeo-Christian tag team conspiracy that sends people to Jerusalem, I'm available and willing. 

And I'm verified too. Won't even complain about the weather you all make.
https://t.co/nE5aX4ZOd7
STOP PITTING ICE CREAM FLAVORS AGAINST EACH OTHER

mint chocolate  is HEAVENLY

vanilla is a CLASSIC

green tea is FRESH

chocolate is SWEET

strawberry

cookie dough is ICONIC

mocha is SCRUMPTIOUS
GO WATCH @user NEW VIDEO: COOKING WHAT I NORMALLY POSTMATES https://t.co/EvD3a6KTVc via @user #MariosNewVideo
once i feel like i spoke on a situation too many times , ima just let you do you 🤷🏽‍♀️
PewDiePie is donating $50,000 to the ADL he says in his latest video. The ADL is the biggest culprit in coercing YouTube into censoring content creators &amp; stifling free speech online. They do not fight bigotry &amp; hate, they smear people who are exposing it. https://t.co/VjzcMdYWev https://t.co/OVc8ac5L1X
Would shag that tbh https://t.co/wtiDRLJ4QW
"... si bien las blancas mantienen una relación de opresión con el hombre blanco, también hay un pacto racial”. 

-Yásnaya Aguilar
If Britney Spears didn’t have any money her family would have just left her alone. #FreeBritney
I always complain about spending $17 at Sweetgreen but that doesn’t stop me from spending $17 on sweetgreen
Was John Bolton fired? Did he resign? In a normal administration, these questions  might matter. But in the Trump White House, it's like trying to read tea leaves in a tornado. It's a foreign policy dictated by chaos, ego, photo ops, and being the opposite of President Obama.
7. Do you ever go on self dates?
Visitor...what does he mean? https://t.co/CUYYoRiOvX
Tea For Collective ☕️

In the next few weeks you’ll be having sex with your crush.
BREAKING: @user scored 4 goals for Portugal tonight. People can argue about whether he or Messi is the greater player at club level (I’d take CR7 every time) but when it comes to international football, Ronaldo is indisputably the G.O.A.T.  👏👏👏👏 https://t.co/X7C8VtjeFq
‘I’ve seen more decorative fougasse’ says Prue - where? Where does she go? Where does this happen? Should I be going? #gbbo
like look https://t.co/93Fceuhbh5
@user I'll let a comic person explain the problem at hand https://t.co/YSqNWAuAT5
Couldn't make it to the TV in time to see Amere Lattin compete at #TheMatch?

We've got you covered! Take a look at his second-place finish in the 400-meter hurdles!

#HTownSpeedCity https://t.co/frxscRssLM
Now now, what’s wrong with wearing traditional clothing? It’s very comfortable.

You should try it too one day, Mushi-kun. You’ll look wonderful! https://t.co/GwYQmMn3oz
we must take to the streets and oust the criminal potus now #ImpeachTrumpNowNANCY https://t.co/ilqF5MBqzh
Une boisson que tu pourrais boire toute ta vie ? https://t.co/Ar7CCEgckC
The different seasons of Switzerland 🇨🇭 https://t.co/6YfiAvaGuC
@user @user y’all really gonna start this AGAIN
This man asked me out to coffee. I don't do coffee dates. 

Told him I do coffee for business meetings and with friends. "Happy to get coffee with you as friends".

His next text i asking me to dinner proper. 

Men know. They just want to see if they can low ball you first.
Being freindzoned fucking sucks https://t.co/gt9d4Dbn5e
32. Votre boisson préférée ?
Monty Python, 1970 https://t.co/dyM8Eje2I7
Top team, top guys (and girls) and top food to boot! #sufc #twitterblades https://t.co/dfx3vAwaYP
Who's the nicest athlete you've ever met in person?
Chrissy Teigen says: I’m really qualified to judge Trump and hate him and his accomplishments, because I use and display my breasts as a puppet clown show. https://t.co/toYVb1Rm2m
The people with the most influence usually don’t make a big thing about it.  People constantly seeking attention and demanding respect aren’t usually as “influential” as they claim.
carats and armys getting mad at each other for no reason again... how about y’all use your time wisely and support dreamcatcher’s comeback instead https://t.co/Kdgcl93asu
It hit 10k :) hope y'all are ready for some new content https://t.co/nzuQmMr3Bf
every night, for sixth months straight, this guy has dm’d me what he’s having for dinner. every night. for six months https://t.co/zraLoShkae
we purging 😭
Was John Bolton fired? Did he resign? In a normal administration, these questions  might matter. But in the Trump White House, it's like trying to read tea leaves in a tornado. It's a foreign policy dictated by chaos, ego, photo ops, and being the opposite of President Obama.
the uk has the beatles
the uk has queen
the uk has the cure
the uk has oasis
the uk has rolling stones
the uk has led zeppelin 
the uk has radiohead
the uk has pink floyd
the uk has elton john
the uk has david bowie https://t.co/YyA7xpHrpQ
ok but i actually find it rlly clever how in no way there r little hints to anne boleyn showing their overlap. for example when aragon says ‘n n n n n n no way’ she says 6 ns but what else has 6 letters? the word boleyn. coincidence? i think not
People who don’t believe in astrology are so aggressive about it for no reason
Zodiac signs that don't cheat:

1. Leo ♌️ 
2. Pisces ♓️ 
3. Cancer ♋️ 
4. Libra ♎️ 
5. Scorpio ♏️ 
6. Aquarius ♒️ 
7. Taurus ♉️ 
8. Capricorn ♑️ 
9. Virgo ♍️ 
10. Sagittarius ♐️ 
11. Aries ♈️
Bubble Tea now available at Samovar Cafe 🥛🍵

Located at H.J. Patterson building 

📣 Come see what new flavors we have 

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#bubbletea #tea #tapioca #umd #terps #umdstudents https://t.co/GoKEFngVMx
Uh; yeah! Exactly! https://t.co/KDtlyYh43C
Ayininciphisi iGreen tea but y’all not ready for this chat. 😂
i heard cadoc jones asked gemma o'flaherty out but gemma told him to go choke https://t.co/AV4ky9DFvt
John Bercow, would be proud to buy him a drink. And I bet you won't see him in Wetherspoons. #StopTheBrexitCoup @user @user https://t.co/0quvRksVfF
the disrespect... https://t.co/yBHuJXRG5P
The Terror Bird (Phorusrhacidae), a flightless carnivorous prehistoric bird that once roamed South America https://t.co/8CgOwwKZLn
The season for albino/Hungarian peppers from the farm is almost over so it's time to make a Croatian favourite: Stuffed peppers (punjene paprike).

Recipes slightly vary regionally but the basic idea is the same. Beef, carrots, spices, herbs, rice, peppers, tomatoes, beef broth. https://t.co/cVZELVfzGV
Not in the slightest, darling.  I diversify my tastes.

One can indulge in my curves while allowing me the chance to make them mine. https://t.co/WeybRNHJHp
Hmm? https://t.co/lwbKPMsWRR
@user There u go again...Here sure even Keane was slagging Ferguson off did u see that ... https://t.co/id5wpl7kES
Erzulie and Ogun are trying their best, but their battle in Anase's lair rages on. How can the young woman next door help? @user @user #HouseofWhispers #Sandman https://t.co/NdT9awQhQR
This is how little kids stare at you in public areas for no reason https://t.co/0LpCvZhhcy
https://t.co/cY643HhqTa
One of the highlights of #PAXWest for me, I had a long, honest, raw discussion with @user about Life is Strange 2, family, religion, forgiveness, and some of my concerns about the game's plot. https://t.co/mKU8wH3rh7 https://t.co/2CF55sDoxa
The line up for the #LGBTQforum has been decided. LGBTQ voters will have an opportunity to hear directly from candidates about the issues that impact our lives.

See you on September 20th in Iowa. https://t.co/nSrPQzIA03
“Deal, Anything else?” He said over the phone writing down the order for him and her, she doesn’t have to change, she can stay comfortable it’s her home anyways. https://t.co/xAMiRCXqpm
it’s just . one of those days . hhhhhh https://t.co/LD4mCXnN84
Scientists from the Botanical Survey of India have discovered two new species of #Zingiber, commonly referred to as ginger, from Nagaland. 
https://t.co/0PYqrO3gyP
@user Donald Trump attracts the less educated and those who pray to the god of testosterone. He objectifies and uses/abuses women - he doesn't respect them or view them as equals. This is no big secret, but these demographics cannot be over-emphasized.
Y’all be watching my 600 pound life? This shit is fucking WILD 😂😂🤣
HARD TRUTHS
- enterprise was good
- janeway murdered tuvix
- discovery needs more character development for the bridge crew
- data doesn't make any sense
- the whole VOY crew gets assimilated and it literally never comes up again
https://t.co/JZDKLGZYrw
How many women encouraging the next woman to leave her dog ass nigga have actually left their own dog ass nigga? https://t.co/pvYMFFV54Q
Thread of twice being the biggest playing with fire stans 🔥🔥
@user https://t.co/Enm8rV7iqH
I also have cannabis calls (I’d watch a movie named that...) needing a boost tomorrow, a day or two ahead of earnings, #cron #tlry I gave up on $cgc (ceo in crisis and pr narrative mode). ideas on other pot stocks?
A message from @user 

Don’t forget! Voting counts twice today for the #PCAs Vote for #Gettingcurious for #ThePopPodcast https://t.co/WhPLf8lbq7 https://t.co/VRqX4qeJZe
nobody:

literally no one:

people with dark mode twitter: fuck your light mode, DISGUSTING. literally an insult to me, my family and my great great ancestors. just disgraceful. 𝒆𝒘 i could never. imagine using "L" word mode twitter? what a joke! cancelled
You can always tell how people feel about themselves by the way they treat you
Bread week ended up one of my favourite weeks and I have become a passionate bread baker since the show.  One of my favs apart from sourdough is the cinnamon bun. 
I developed this lovely maple cinnamon bun recipe for the lovely people @user 
#gbbo #gbbo2019 #breadweek https://t.co/Q82hGbYYf8
TEA QUESTION: What are some of your fave tea sandwiches? ❤️😋 I love everything!🤣 @user for #TeaHour 

🙋🏼‍♀️We need fresh bread please send #GBBO bakers you are so talented. @user @user @user @user https://t.co/uoMTHQBtSQ
@user I have no use for her politics but this tweet is beneath you. A broken family is just sad.
how are we today? what's the tea?
shan getting suspended for a week is the best thing to happen on this app
https://t.co/npLB0WzOgy
What’s your reaction when someone hangs up in your face???
range average appx…

spx h1 9 pts
spx daily 33 pts
spx weekly 90 pts

ndx h1 30 pts
ndx daily 110 pts 
ndx weekly 285 pts

zb h1 ’09
zb daily 1’20
zb weekly 2’25
how are we today? what's the tea?
Bro

This green tea is HITTIN rn
I gave you a tea cup to drink TEA not COFFEE https://t.co/BikgNN7vxh
"That statement just waxed romantic is all, it isn't Edelgard is it?
I suppose you wouldn't speak of sharing it with someone else were it her. . .

You must tell me!" https://t.co/uMs7hQKc5a
"Humour! Of course haha. . ."

"I was merely playing along Hubert, you should know that." https://t.co/l36aflvWin
how are we today? what's the tea?
Please eat at Chipotle on Tuesday 9/10 and support Area 27 Fauquier Special Olympics  programs! Please help spread word!
A large explosion has been heard in Afghanistan's capital near the U.S. Embassy shortly after midnight on the anniversary of the 9/11 attack. https://t.co/cYrljZJcYZ
I love when the kid brings home new music for me to add to playlist.

I feel u crumble in my arms down to your❤of stone
You bled me dry just like the tears u never show
Why don't u take what u want from me?
Take what u need from me
Take what u want and go
https://t.co/id5jskPBdS
Me as soon as I get in to my friend’s car https://t.co/dhj2YehjSG
Nice guy that Wab Kinew... https://t.co/rbt5aKgsZB
@user the character development on this is insane JSKDKSKSKSKS
People from North America come to England visit a actual football game, it's called football not soccer, like how is that not obvious the shit game that you call NFL is maturity played by hand 😂😂😂 https://t.co/utnY5nNADe
me thinking about having 2 jobs: :)
me thinking about how having 2 jobs won't give me time to draw sangcheng: :(
Beating Trump in New Hampshire in the head-to-head 😀👍💪 https://t.co/7YkvQho0Iy
He would promote for surge at times... he was also a security guard if needed... but hey... who am I🥴🤭 https://t.co/4kNwYrsYHT
Caption https://t.co/Vh88nszcGQ
افتح قلب المرأة تجد حنان .

افتح قلب الرجل ماذا تجد...؟؟😋😁..

تتوقعون شنو فيه.. 😂👊🙈
Texas Latino vote: 

O’Rourke 26%
Biden 19%
Sanders 16%
Castro 13%
Warren 6%
Harris 3%
Booker 2%
If you’re going to visit a mom who just had a baby offer to pick her up a meal or a coffee, when you get to her house offer a hug or to hold baby while she takes a hot bath. Something besides small talk and saying how cute the baby is lol
"intrusive thoughts is when you think "pee pee poo" and dissociation is when you feel bored" twitter just found out that mental illness generally tends to be terrible and humiliating &amp;  they're not reacting well https://t.co/zRe0lL5exc
Don’t be a female that a nigga dm when he going through a heartbreak! 😂 worst type of hoes
ALL BOBS FALLS.. (whole series now up on iplayer) https://t.co/N6SZjdQOcW
#news

#BREAKING UNCONFIRMED reports on Afghan social media claiming a missile hit the outside wall of US embassy. Again, these reports are largely unconfirmed so far. #Kabul https://t.co/5vrHDBrmFX https://t.co/oyAjOLQZhj
A new Monopoly game celebrates innovative women — and pays them more than men https://t.co/2II0pOcMVO
Dear women... 

PLEASE DO NOT GO TO WORK TOMORROW!!! #WithoutUs https://t.co/uHnF79PbKw
Dropping $1099 on approximately 2640 cans of Pepsi &gt; Dropping $1099 on ONE phone that will be outdated in 3 months.
Trump says he won "one of the greatest" elections. He says this way "the fake news" won't say, like, George Washington won a better election. (Washington did not face competitive elections.)
@user I would have made him pay for dinner at that point.
He is the Prime Minister and elected overwhelmingly by member. You lied to get elected, stabbed your constituents in the back and spat in the face of democracy by refusing to call a by election. You are all that is wrong with a bunch of cheats who now squat in our parliament. https://t.co/RTkPLkaBOf
Well, I just picked me up one of these bad boys for tonight. Hey, it's National TV Dinner Day, every bachelor living alone is entitled to one good Hungry Man. https://t.co/0agtNhRqqf
Would shag that tbh https://t.co/wtiDRLJ4QW
Messi fans are angry because Ronaldo scored 4 against Lithuania. Messi plays 28 league games against Spanish teams that are as bad as Lithuania every season. 

Then Proceeds to National team to statpad against Bolivia, Peru and Venezuela battling Hyper-inflation.
Haven't posted in a while... Anyways I got a dog, I think it's broken though https://t.co/K206tCfJUz
DOH, eksperto naaalarma sa pagdami ng kaso ng diabetes https://t.co/eeBBqD9DU8
Many Cdns on the web resent the story of a teenage child of immigrants being linked to the national discussion about immigration. Don't ruin a great sports story they say w the immigration issue. But I see immigration as central to the much greater success story, we call Canada. https://t.co/bOyocpdxIU
i feel like this type of comedy being the majority of what we watched growing up is why we’re all weird as fuck https://t.co/C6N6RnuJvX
A piece of advice I’d give to anyone is to be true to yourself and others. Say what’s on your mind, and feel empowered to do what you desire. You may lose some people in the process, but you’ll find people and groups that suit you instead
Check out the food truck line up at @user and get ready for lot of yummies! @user @user https://t.co/42fD1WFBdN pacificocf1 
🍟🌭🥪🍛🥦🥗🍔🥓🥙🍗🧀🥩🍜🥟
#laeater #lafoodie #streetfood #dailyfoodfeed… https://t.co/W73FBUPg1j
craving a black guy tbh🥵
daniel talking about hayley’s death 😭 #TVDNJ https://t.co/HNLp0arOfs
No better way to celebrate 9/11 than with a possibly endless spaghetti dinner https://t.co/ml4ExVONed
always wanted to take some pictures like this https://t.co/Fj9rPT6zgy
vintage boho dress????? girl u got on a damn kameez with no salwar...... https://t.co/9qJBWfPCMd
Jugg https://t.co/dIgHSxAlmN
Day what ever (I have no idea how many days I've been torturing myself now) of my #AppleCiderVinegarDiet Broke free of the 9 pounds lost! Lost 11 1/2 pounds! Celebrated my 11 1/2 lb. loss at the casino buffet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/5FEtuRrGWo
Grandpa was not playing 😳 https://t.co/KjY0tfigbY
Text to mum: I’ll call in to see you after work.

Mum: Lovely. Do you want something to eat?

Me: Sandwich will do, ta.

Arrive at parents’ house to this. No matter how old you are, you always get fed properly by your mum! ❤️ https://t.co/spgAlFoDNM
⁦@user⁩ ⁦@user⁩ ⁦@user⁩ ⁦@user⁩ ⁦@user⁩ ⁦@user⁩ hey guys meet Dave he is on show ⁦@user⁩ in ⁦@user⁩ more to show when event starts https://t.co/vkjbv6Fb9A
Were you really “friendzoned” or you knew she wasn’t interested in the first place and still tried to get closer to her?
It's raining here.  
Late night &amp; early morning Rain is best ✌️
It’s always a pleasure to meet one of your Twitter contacts in person, just had great coffee and even greater conversations w/ @user
Hathorne and Tailor named to @user's 50 best new restaurants list. https://t.co/5zdniGuorZ https://t.co/zhQ5D0QnfH
@user We are committed to quality and consumer satisfaction, so thank you for bringing this to our attention. Please fill out more information here: https://t.co/umRg0tBXEA
What do you think the leopard 🐆 said? 😆 https://t.co/ucQs4mus3Q
i wanna meet my mom when she was seventeen
can’t stop thinking about this chart it’s me rn https://t.co/yEx64j7s1J
my roommate broke up with his girlfriend last night at a fancy restaurant and she started bawling.... everyone thought he proposed to her and started clapping.
This man asked me out to coffee. I don't do coffee dates. 

Told him I do coffee for business meetings and with friends. "Happy to get coffee with you as friends".

His next text i asking me to dinner proper. 

Men know. They just want to see if they can low ball you first.
Ok a 40-something y/o non-tøp fan w/ a wife and kids asked me to create a tøp best of playlist for him to maybe become a fan

Which do I include?
"He is so despised on Capitol Hill. He is so despised by GOP governors across the country. He's so despised by members of the House personally that it's only a matter of time that they start planning ahead for post-Trump Washington." --@user recounts a talk with GOP insider https://t.co/1hnxuh7WCz
https://t.co/VcGwsSrgu5
@user please sing little things in madrid, and if you could bring louis on stage with you to sing it it’d be awesome💖💖
#Exclusive #DanceMoms Star Michelle Georgiana Talks Studio 19 Drama, Relationship with Abby &amp; Much More! https://t.co/3t4FNKTUre 

#AbbyLeeMiller https://t.co/I9XDSBYFzh
. https://t.co/j2W07UOdqZ
Women be calling going for ice cream is low effort like it takes more effort to go to dinner lmfao
Trump’s willin’ to cut a sweetheart deal with any terrorist if he thinks it will land him the Nobel Peace Prize. 

Spoiler Alert: It won’t. https://t.co/bHmTWtys6C
@user @user @user Bro maybe I just like Twitter. It could all be so simple but u wanna take it there
$100,000 or dinner with Froste. Need to see where your minds at.
Can’t have a moment of privacy...so...dinner? https://t.co/HIpvpjdZOY
"Anyone who has ever been stuck on a delayed plane with a toddler knows the importance of snacks. And yet, our children’s love and need for a constant snack buffet is also one of our greatest parenting shames." 

@user in defense of snacks: 

https://t.co/GksYGRko27
listen. we own these characters now alright. if we want the stan gladers to be canon they’re canon. and i say they are so BYE FIGHT ME
The Republican Party is not a conservative party, and it’s not going to be one anytime soon. Conservatives are providing critical votes to a party that actively opposes limited government and free markets. Walk away, start something new, and regain your voice.
Checkmate. https://t.co/g0hhxzRlEe
If $120,000 was deposited into your bank account by accident, what would you do?
45. Do you have a scent?
STOP PITTING ICE CREAM FLAVORS AGAINST EACH OTHER

mint chocolate  is HEAVENLY

vanilla is a CLASSIC

green tea is FRESH

chocolate is SWEET

strawberry

cookie dough is ICONIC

mocha is SCRUMPTIOUS
sat in front of the hearth with a roaring fire going and a labrador at my feet as we wait for dinner. i’ve peaked https://t.co/CmEeuutKbU
Another massive highlight of @user weekend was meeting so many creatives of color from all around the world, especially when we are shrinking/suffocated/pushed out of creative communities &amp; dialogue. https://t.co/OX64MTrEVa
Terrible, isn’t it? https://t.co/7I50a22Plr
y’all started stanning james mcavoy because of the it 2 movie when i started stanning him from the chronicles of narnia movie when he played mr.tumnus https://t.co/PQlK76hrS7
"Those cheap things? Deal! Plus, to make it better, I'll still let you be my master. Twelve hours tops.  Just...no weird shit."

      Grinning. https://t.co/EtOp0vFcvt
bullshit! 

i swear adam is super nice🥺 https://t.co/1Nr4fEEXYp
We ranked the best @user doctors of all time. Can you guess who's #1? https://t.co/guG6jlWIFD https://t.co/1QWElnJINP
Holy Schnitzel!! We can’t encourage you enough to come try this month’s #FriedChickenTuesday special - it’s a perfect little piece of #Oktoberfest!

Chicken Schnitz, Dijon mushroom butter sauce, capers &amp; white wine reduction, sweet &amp; sour red cabbage and German potato salad. https://t.co/upTGHNWOzo
I get home and the first thing my mom says to me “when is Jess coming over”  like thanks for the hi bitch 🤣
Monty Python, 1970 https://t.co/dyM8Eje2I7
They always sorry when you find out, but ain't sorry when you don't know🤷🏽‍♂
fems will drag dykes about their weight 24/7 but y’all will get someone masc outta here for fat shaming quick. i did notice that. https://t.co/ELyM6cIUHW
I knooooow! it's evening for me though.. https://t.co/1VUn8dpQA2
Update: The KFC dating simulator is scheduled to be released at the end of September — and it's gonna be free

https://t.co/D4aXs2ypvL
https://t.co/c8nEGvpZfY
Summer is almost over, so soak up the last long summer days &amp; warm nights by grilling &amp; eating al fresco with family or friends - while supporting #WomenOwned businesses! Make some of these Fresh Summer Weekend Recipes Featuring #BuyWomenOwned Products: https://t.co/OO2zWiO6yB https://t.co/zilnUTPiND
As I expected, iOS 13.1 beta 3 is out, and iOS 13.0 GM seed is on the developer’s portal. iPadOS 13.0 GM does not exist.
JUST IN: Midnight Explosion being reported near US Embassy in Kabul, Afghanistan. More details awaited.
The best drink at STARBUCKS 🔥🍓🔥 https://t.co/z6TmrDd9K4
how are we today? what's the tea?
‘Desperate Housewives’ creator confirms one star had ‘behavioral problems’ https://t.co/C1nr4cGpet https://t.co/DebqU6LLGS
Naturally 😁🤸🏼‍♂️ https://t.co/KQtVwGFdVu
Greenleaf Tonight 😝
The 3D Latte Art of Japanese barista Kazuki Yamamoto (@user) https://t.co/Y9LO56m125
With ⁦@user⁩ Hatziargyriou and the younger Inesc Tec team at the SEST2020 gala dinner in a cruise boat at the river Douro, 30 years after the first Melecon Conference in Lisbon in 1989. https://t.co/DYNgltUtMk
yall this is either gonna slap hard or flop hard https://t.co/YaCCc1oGM7
In times of trouble... make tea.

Tea. Solves. Everything. ☕️ 
#TheCapture https://t.co/r12MbaOGHG
last night i was annoyed because my usual tea tasted like actual garbage then this morning I almost choked bc my usual fruit smoothie tasted like old lasagna so either my nasal passages are fucked up or whoever has the kaydargs voodoo doll is wilding tf out
Men* taking my space on airplanes can GTFO

Yes, I will push your foot
Yes, I will ask you to move over
No, you cannot take the whole ass arm rest
No, you will not “accidentally” touch a side boob with your elbow, and if you do, you will absolutely regret it

*always men
Monty Python, 1970 https://t.co/dyM8Eje2I7
Latest #moderndatamasters interview all about #customerexperience with the fabulous @user. Learn about how modern technology is at the heart of the customer experience and the essential nature of coconut cream pie! https://t.co/hUvkF8RYQb
Would shag that tbh https://t.co/wtiDRLJ4QW
7. Do you ever go on self dates?
I been cooking so much lately
@user 🙈🖤
I Want Bon-Chon😕
Green Day x Fall Out Boy x Weezer🎸🎶
 
Tickets go on sale Friday, September 20 at 10 a.m. CDT: https://t.co/u73jPf4v5Q https://t.co/hb8r9fgFRO
STOP PITTING ICE CREAM FLAVORS AGAINST EACH OTHER

mint chocolate  is HEAVENLY

vanilla is a CLASSIC

green tea is FRESH

chocolate is SWEET

strawberry

cookie dough is ICONIC

mocha is SCRUMPTIOUS
tea?! https://t.co/LDukWnJ7yu
The best drink at STARBUCKS 🔥🍓🔥 https://t.co/z6TmrDd9K4
Stop talking shit about Scottish cities! 

Glasgow is VIBRANT 

Edinburgh is BEAUTIFUL 

Aberdeen is HISTORIC 

Inverness is MAJESTIC 

Perth 

Dundee has JUTE, JAM AND JOURNALISM
Une boisson que tu pourrais boire toute ta vie ? https://t.co/Ar7CCEgckC
Mountain Dew and Doritos announce partnership with Activision for Modern Warfare https://t.co/TEQh4S34sQ https://t.co/5aD20uZaWC
PLS DO THIS IM SO CURIOUS 🥺🥺 https://t.co/33b4bRvAK0
Monty Python, 1970 https://t.co/dyM8Eje2I7
Grab your crew and grab some 🍕.
@user 🤔 What if we politely say, "Excuse me Ladies. Shouldn't you be home cleaning your house, and preparing dinner for your husband's? " Is that more acceptable to feminists!! 😁
They say Hillary Clinton is unlikeable. 
They say Nancy Pelosi is unlikeable. 
They say Elizabeth Warren, Kirsten Gillibrand, and Kamala Harris are unlikeable. 
But is anyone more unlikeable than Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell or Lindsey Graham? I’ll wait.
September 9, 2018 vs September 9, 2019 https://t.co/IPbwlHo7up
“We stan??” Now that was a genuine question. He’s heard it be said before but never understood it. 

   Enzo is very uncultured and out of touch with current slang. He’s over 100 years old, give him a break. https://t.co/iXpUvbhJDg
I really wanna catch my one with this funny looking ass girl. How you gone be rude AND ugly. A mess.
A nation divided by mini loaves. Go on, which is right? 👇 #GBBO https://t.co/s4zft2Obt7
|| Honestly, this is a whole  m o o d. https://t.co/MKkj6q4t4n
do I bring back the buzz cut? pic attached below for mutuals who didn't follow my old main before I k worded it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@user She making 10k on a slow week, probably been doing it for a decade. That’s 520,000 a year x 10 years = 5.2 million. I just can’t show no respect for this lol she ain’t do it for no survival shit tryna come up.. she just dumb 🤷🏽‍♂️
公演たのしかったよ〜〜🥳🥳
いっぱい動いた〜〜！！！
本当に本当にありがとう☺️

そういえばツイッターにこの衣装載せたの初めてかな？😌 https://t.co/hpTQDVkNFJ
Did you forget? https://t.co/hFjTv7x7Hk
This could be an even bigger threat to democracy than proroguing Parliament. The urgent compiling of govt data on citizens before an election looks extremely suspicious, especially with Cummings involved. Is there anything he and Johnson wouldn't do? https://t.co/JoadXCCKEV
virgo
- the worst sign
- y'all are so sensitive and take everything personal
- they can't lose an argument
- they think they're always right when they're not
- they need to stand out
- decent fashion sense
- can't take criticism
- creative, they're diy queens/kings
- fake https://t.co/cP7zkVnYNo
People be living a fake ass life for social media LMAOOO. Don’t believe everything that’s posted, a lot of people are broke in real life 😂🥴
@user @user @user @user @user @user 71 سے باہر آجا 19 کی تازہ ویڈیو دیکھ
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/tGKhVXwI1P
069 https://t.co/INVAaVwUKg
When I walk in sit up straight, I don't give a fuck if I was late https://t.co/3NH1l3h6Pf
what would you eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner if you had to eat the same three meals every day for the rest of your life? (don't answer based on what would be healthiest, you nerd)
Happy CBC Week and 1st round draft of cuffing season! Sharing my list of Black owned restaurants in DC. Please spend your dollars at these places: https://t.co/B2ND9GDWo2 #CBC2019 #cbcweek #SupportBlackBusiness #BlackOwned #blackfoodie #chocolatecity
🍷4.5 oh, el closetero https://t.co/a1tqMDdRys
https://t.co/jOnUVrPsrX
Dear Democrats,

We put up with Barack Obama for 8 long years...

Yet, we did not try to impeach the most un-American president in history.

We were smart enough to know that disliking the man is not a reason to impeach.

Take note!

Who agrees?
Melody like to crack them age jokes but Kymmie is more stylish and has a faithful and fine husband who actually adores her.
Let God prepare the table.
Y’all really be going to Starbucks to get juice lmao
Things that will make me cut you off real quick: 

• not responding to me 

• disliking Britney Spears 

• not responding to me
Trump fires Bolton, his third national security adviser, after months of fundamental disagreements over foreign policy. https://t.co/yqWFFX4wu2
I’m looking for 4 women to join me on a panel about “men in film”
@user Giving them a chance, a bit of sunshine in their otherwise grim lives.
if you don’t cook or clean for your man on a regular basis, who’s providing for you &amp; doing his part then you were deadass not raised right. let’s argue.
OK folks, we're sending out the hottest tickets in town tonight. If you haven't booked your table yet for the #HarrogateWelcomesTheWorld Gala Dinner, there's still time but hurry...
https://t.co/4bbzLIZB3L 
@user @user @user https://t.co/xkIbZHxtA3
Artez. https://t.co/bWOBZD5262
I see we’ve just stripped all meaning from the word ‘racist.’ https://t.co/DojOS3U3Yu
* He flushes, but he immediately shakes his skull, not letting the word get to him.

*  " wнaт? yer acтυally eхpecтιn' мe тa ғυcĸ ya lιĸe dιѕ? " https://t.co/is8h9C6VKi
McDonald's sweet tea like the best prolly #1
Living close to work shouldn't be a luxury for the rich. It's a right for everyone. https://t.co/lohRdoFGrH
The best drink at STARBUCKS 🔥🍓🔥 https://t.co/z6TmrDd9K4
Penthouse Drip 💧 https://t.co/TZZ4TvHSZm
"How generous Danvers."

How can he say no to that?

"Sure, just classify weird stuff, because I was planning on letting you make me dinner."

Wow Brooklyn. https://t.co/HYbscLGUKn
The layers of customization inj2 had...I don't understand how mk11 fell SOOOO short on here of all things https://t.co/1Xl9HjJeF7
me: *trying to avoid eye contact*
crackheads at the local gas station:
@user https://t.co/C8yETgDlOu
Prime members get these perks and more at TwitchCon San Diego.

Not a member yet? Get your deal on merch and food by signing up for Prime here: https://t.co/bHVbrk7UxT https://t.co/34OtC2kowe
Honestly my take away from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought https://t.co/OVALFf0hVM
me discussing anime with myself bc i don’t have any weeb friends 😔
 https://t.co/3OirGDCXsq
@user Remind me ... When did we last have a Labour government?
As human beings we can all agree there are no flaws in shinee’s title tracks

Replay TIMELESS
Ring Ding Dong ICONIC
Lucifer SUPREME 
Sherlock REVOLUTIONARY 
Dream Girl SPLENDID 
Why So Serious
Everybody
View TRENDSETTER 
1 of 1 BRILLIANT 
TMWTD INCREDIBLE 
Good Evening EXQUISITE
Sco pa tu manaa..? https://t.co/9mrStpcMZq
sagittarius
- attention whores
- need to be the centre of attention or they will cry
- talks too much
- always NEED to be the best at anything
- bad losers
- will hurt u accidentally
- but such warm hearts
- if they love you they will do anything for you
- so energetic CALM DOWN https://t.co/6PZxa48NVN
اس طرح کے کمرشل معاشرے پر مثبت اثرات مرتب کرتے ہیں ۔جو لڑکی بول نہیں سکتی اس کی شادی ہو سکتی ہے ،شوہر کچن میں بیوی کا ہاتھ بٹا سکتا ہے۔پہلی نظر میں کسی کو جج نہ کریں اور مل کر کھانے سے محبت بڑھتی ہے۔
@user https://t.co/pToEjFxiT5
https://t.co/CH6T5ejT9r
The best drink at STARBUCKS 🔥🍓🔥 https://t.co/z6TmrDd9K4
twitter dm’s rlly have ALLL the tea
SWMRS Makes Matcha Tea on Their Bus - COOKING AT 65MPH Ep. 39 https://t.co/jy7FMrQHEX
Open today 9.30 till 3pm! On our specials board we have salmon and prawn lasagne and bacon and lentil soup. #lunch #soup #lasagne #salmon #prawns #baconandlentil  #stannesonsea https://t.co/ij55zeFVxt
Hey fellow kids who grew up poor any of you remember the time when you went to a friend's house &amp; they took you downstairs to their finished basement with a SEGA Genesis &amp; beanbag chairs &amp; name-brand fruit snacks &amp; you realized for the first time how much MORE some ppl had?
i think about this a lot https://t.co/wefMhOP1BN
11:11. 
make a wish. https://t.co/f8rfAXBPry
So a guy is supposed to pay his wife a monthly wage, pay the mortgage, bills, look after his family and everything else in the household. So what does the wife/girl do with her salary? Buy designer bags ? I’m confused someone help me pls
Nah rice smells so so bad
Dude delete this bs !!!! This make the community look bad asf! https://t.co/J7Lxjlt3OD
It’s. That. Simple. Guys. 😌 https://t.co/YLP5nTFtn3
$NWBO #DCVax news: 'I Love What I Do' - Internationally Renowned Brain Surgeon Dr. Linda Liau https://t.co/GVNoSNlwyy
I reckon it would be incredible. Garlic bread to mop up the left over gravy! https://t.co/K1FZSBD06M
In the next few weeks, the establishment will come after us with all they’ve got - because they know we're not afraid to take them on. 

#TUC2019 https://t.co/CfR3sd9NfT
Sco pa tu manaa? https://t.co/jl7zjw61j6
Does coffee not make y’all have to shit? Why would you wanna drink that on a date?
I was signing with a deaf staff member off to the side &amp; was approached &amp; told that the (hearing) staff don’t like it when we use sign bc they think we’re talking about them. Imagine being that self centered &amp; ableist🥴
Lmao boy the shit you find out when you away from home 😭
It occurs to me that the best way to prevent suicide is to implement structural changes to remove horrible conditions which foster the consideration of suicide as a recourse instead of lip service without helping

But y'all (in power) aren't ready for that conversation I guess
We’re trying a new thing: posting our menu. Please be aware this menu may change, but as of today, this is what we’re serving this week. All lunches include soup and fruit. All dinners include salad, vegetables, and dessert. PB&amp;J sandwiches are almost always available too. https://t.co/mJdZkC8umq
Sign up for the Middle School Novel Conversation hosted by @user during #TASLCon2019 and get a chance to speak with @user Mary Knight, Bill Wolfe, @user and @user  Check @user to register. Space is limited. https://t.co/B2I3D4VEJa
Let’s get an #InternationalSelfCareDay thread going! What are some ways you practice #SelfCare? 💙 https://t.co/z7pCo22oNl
I got the job! https://t.co/pg8oXsTGHC
.@user: "The President's resorts are hotels that he owns, that people are traveling. It's just like any other hotel... I don't know that that's different than anything else. Is it different than if I go and stay or eat at a Marriott here or eat at the Trump?" https://t.co/sKQHJa0Hmo
Only the real ones know about these 👀 #Twinkies #PeanutButter #Pickles https://t.co/tyhFxup8qu
Welcome to Boston, city of condos and Davioses. Ugh. So much history in this place! Not to mention, my husband and I had our first date here and this just makes me sad. https://t.co/i01JkGGXYs
Neuer Soundtrack https://t.co/MGUkRQFl8K https://t.co/pFKSwWZZMx
Caption This Please. Most creative caption wins a bag of Freedom Roast. #brcc #americascoffee no purchase necessary. Winner chosen at random. https://t.co/IFBIsPxYGb
@user @user I thought there was a place north of Wellington called Pram.
Tea time with the cast of #DowntonAbbeyFilm. How do you take your cuppa? ☕️

Enjoy an exclusive Downton Abbey tea collection from our friends at @user: https://t.co/golRMXFivx
#SipBySip https://t.co/0YNZk99r6J
yo bakugo is so thoroughly failed by adults
@user it was a family decision in unit 105
The New York Times is kidding itself. The tea party got what it wanted. https://t.co/IPyiXVh6oq
Coming to your child's book bag in Lincoln anytime soon, featuring @user, what's on events, vouchers and secondary school open evening dates (plus a piece on why I'm now a dog person 🐶). https://t.co/7a9zYhHcqg
I am starving. Can someone adopt me 😭 please
julie is really saying klaroline wasn’t very “feminist” as if anyone sits and watches supernatural shows for healthy relationships and as if most of the relationships she has written throughout the shows, and that counts for family relationships and friendships too, weren’t toxic
today’s tea:

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   )     (         )       )
_(___(____)____(_____(
\  not everyone in   /___
 \  ur life deserves  /      |
   \     a second       /____|
     \ chance from /
       \      you        /
        \___________/
HUEH https://t.co/Xi6mXgYJrp
no one talks about how difficult it is to maintain friendships in our culture when you don’t feel like going out drinking all the time https://t.co/mIABcVGtp5
Many of you sit in silence as your fathers, mothers, aunts, uncles, husbands and wives make racist comments. 

It's not your place to correct them. You don't like talking politics with family and friends.

Yet you have no problem telling me to stop talking about white people.
The best drink at STARBUCKS 🔥🍓🔥 https://t.co/z6TmrDd9K4
#ArteYArt TETERA ROJA - RED TEAPOT #wikipediArt #artcollector #FotografíaWMX  #ArtLovers #lovers #romantics #Freijanez 🎨❤️🕉️ https://t.co/ujgYXcajaJ
The Liberals want you to be afraid, yet they can't explain why. The Trudeau Liberals are #NotAsAdvertised.

#cdnpoli https://t.co/Wjf6ZcikKI
How do people have so much time to listen to podcasts?
If you’re not on board with Nacho, Napoleon Dynamite is also acceptable. Lmao
Earthgang is like the OutKast of this generation only with two Andre’s. I’m so here for it. 

&amp; don’t fuckin @ me
The best drink at STARBUCKS 🔥🍓🔥 https://t.co/z6TmrDd9K4
do you ever just think about the first time you met someone &amp; compared it to where you guys are now &amp; its wow, who knew this would have happen
JUST IN: 6ix9ine admits to years of domestic violence in cooperation agreement with the feds.

More: https://t.co/q7wxyiJYsv https://t.co/IolE6qAJFu
Greater Ft Lauderdale Restaurant 3-course menu for $35.00 per person. Mon- Thursday 5-11 pm with the ocean by your side. #visitlauderdale #greaterftlauderdale #crave #ThursdayThoughts #seafood #steaks #pasta https://t.co/oPOGloqRog
Would shag that tbh https://t.co/wtiDRLJ4QW
So will let dad know during dinner https://t.co/OSVgh2bXtE
Hairless Guinea Pigs look like miniature hippos https://t.co/0QIA4QkBds
@user Enjoy! https://t.co/AOA13OiHsr
So Russ demanded a trade... KD left in FA..... Why isn’t anyone mad st Russ??? If u wanna be mad st someone be mad at Upper management when it comes to KD.... KD gave his all while he was here... He deserved the right to fucking leave..
I didn’t think this was necessary but https://t.co/1uKuDW1MvN
I told him to get in n out he told me he’s trynna be in n out this... 🤪 okaaay
Christian Cowan x #NYFW https://t.co/kR1aB1f7US
the uk has the beatles
the uk has queen
the uk has the cure
the uk has oasis
the uk has rolling stones
the uk has led zeppelin 
the uk has radiohead
the uk has pink floyd
the uk has elton john
the uk has david bowie https://t.co/YyA7xpHrpQ
1 Week To Go

Arsenal Charity Team v Stuart Hamilton XI in aid of 
@user and @user

Tickets now on sale at Soham Town Rangers FC or The Maids Head, Wicken
£5 Adult, £2 U14s -Tickets will also be available on the day!

Full details at:
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“Are you a top or bottom or bottom”  

a pancake ain’t done till it’s been flipped  on both sides
All of ya being loud asf with having the latest iPhone be the same ones with a busted ass screen and 1 GB of unlimited data 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh how wonderful it is, they get of the boat in Kent, they head to a bid city, they then give us this diversity and culture. We should be so thankful. This is Croydon. https://t.co/6GxBtlT2Kq
STOP PITTING ICE CREAM FLAVORS AGAINST EACH OTHER

mint chocolate  is HEAVENLY

vanilla is a CLASSIC

green tea is FRESH

chocolate is SWEET

strawberry

cookie dough is ICONIC

mocha is SCRUMPTIOUS
My ex will never tell the full story just the part that make me look bad 😂
@user rosy (stan loona)
me when my family cooks something that they know i will not eat https://t.co/VNRjRCAm1r
So I use the Eve app to track my periods and ovulation. I never use or look at any of the other parts of the app but today, I decided to click on the thread section and BAYBEEEE https://t.co/CcN0DtiVrl
Janae better come on with this ☕️
I’m the luckiest girl in the world 😍 https://t.co/eDUGnliDz1
Since it seems I never sleeping again, book, bed, and the gorgeous @user and her equally gorgeous hubby serenading me.
@user @user Good looks! We're so glad you love them 💚
LMFAO WHO MADE THISSS 😂😂😂😂 #AppleEvent #iPhone11 https://t.co/G8dwOCp6az
....

She does not make deals. This is ridiculous. https://t.co/XkycT4PJEB
Boy wat typa hoe shit be going on in Walmart 😂😬. I be peeping everything but say nothing
Okay y’all let’s poll this ... for my birthday should I ask for ?
.@user and I after being away for 24 hours 

https://t.co/gMH9A4yutZ
.@user's doorstop interview with @user's  CEO Amin Nasser on the company's IPO at @user in #AbuDhabi on @user https://t.co/waUCpCUVIa
Do you think hockey is an interesting sport to watch? 🏒 #poll
Im sorry but i could never ask my bf to buy me something 👎🏼 https://t.co/w24bJw3qf6
Monty Python, 1970 https://t.co/dyM8Eje2I7
The best drink at STARBUCKS 🔥🍓🔥 https://t.co/z6TmrDd9K4
@user @user @user @user @user some meal for one meal xoxo https://t.co/jZPstuDbzG
43. Do you ever make time to cry?
The lovely people @user have created a special Made in Cumbria tea and coffee blend ! It will be available from our Kendal shop very soon. https://t.co/CG7JolsHX2
Hell yes.

(Hell yeah!! Same https://t.co/u56pBJ4Li2
u never apologized for hurting me but I apologized 25 times for being upset about it
My evening 🍫🍷 #TwitterOfTime should I come up with a different hashtag for my time here?? Technically the whole reason I’m in Prague is for WoT but...🤷🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/HmvZv8A5zh
@user 🥺😭💛 I love you. thank u for being u. so grateful to have you, wish you were here xo
John Bolton and President Trump got into a bitter argument last night over the president’s plan to host Taliban leaders at Camp David, two people tell me. 

It’s unclear if it was on the phone or in person.
The Kosovo manager is about to go full John Sitton.
How do you write a 10 years later piece on the Tea Party and not mention - not once, not even in passing - the fact that it was essentially a hysterical grassroots tantrum about the fact that a black guy was president? Journalistic malpractice https://t.co/bdw3ToSmqq
The Sleep Number 360 smart bed gives @user his competitive edge. #SmarterSleep
'We're just enjoying a nice quiet romantic meal' 😂😂 https://t.co/DYsSs1gEDl
2019 had the highest highs and the lowest lows. The year broke me a little, and so I'm sharing this piece in the hopes that those who feel similarly feel a little less alone. ~RC

https://t.co/1uHlAdZ9pU
Und ich so: alle Degus bitte zum Gruppenfoto aufstellen.
Und die Degus so:😁 https://t.co/BGBOFp2Gkt
You don't need an iPhone 11 unless your current phone is literally unusable. https://t.co/ltl9C5eIQU
when you finally got the fuck  https://t.co/c1TU7VfWF5
What should I make,,,,
Here are the new iPhone 11 colors. https://t.co/7eUVmago5l
Lemon drop. 🍋 #MichaelKorsCollection #AllAccessKors #NYFW https://t.co/zSta5qqnsb
The best drink at STARBUCKS 🔥🍓🔥 https://t.co/z6TmrDd9K4
Gooooaaaaal Ukraine 0:1 Nigeria 4 minutes into the game. https://t.co/vKVSkZiwB5
Everyone is talking shit on Green Day as if they didn’t grow up on Dookie.

You’re not cool for sticking your nose up at one of the best rock bands of all time.
Wizard Kelly my new nigga you hoes ain’t gone suck his dick 😜‼️
Seconds ago, Trump asked by Press about why he suddenly blocks Bahamian refugees. 
"They have a big gang problem we don't want here"
"There were parts of the Bahamas that were not affected by the hurricane, so they can go there."

Both are lies. https://t.co/6nFIpQos0M
Facin this swisher
The fact that you think I cant afford an iPhone made SCREEEAAAAAM even louder https://t.co/up3eHzIY69
whats a group u wish u stanned sooner
My son just told me he'd rather eat trash than what I cooked for dinner.

I think it's safe to say that he really likes my cooking.
Am I the only one in the Dragon Age fandom that likes Sebastian?
If you’re planning on drinking for several hours, skip the nachos and loaded Tater Tots https://t.co/bEfi9TiH9f
women doing work kinda mid... you ever heard of the boys workin? #Beck3
A tiny gay OR a https://t.co/7ulego9FH7
Hands her a cup. https://t.co/zw4xyuPkY7
Internet celebrates John Bolton’s humiliating firing: ‘Rough day — he was so close to starting World War III’ | Raw Story https://t.co/iQbDfhx88y
Our Higher Education Ctte Chair Prof. @user of @user with Emma &amp; Síle, students in DCU &amp; interns in @user who are doing super work with the Chamber on regional trade between the UK &amp; Ireland. Highlighting the links between higher education &amp; Industry! 🇬🇧🇮🇪 https://t.co/C1hjWZP2K6
Great spending time in Louisville with close loyal friends https://t.co/YFUK4Puj6z
John Bolton tells me it is “flatly wrong” to say the President asked him to resign. "I offered to resign last night," Bolton told me. "He never asked for me to resign directly or indirectly. I slept on it and resigned this morning."
Stop comparing teas; they are all special in their own ways
 
Kadak chai is AMAZING
 
Cutting chai is INCREDIBLE 
 
Adrak vaali chai is IMPECCABLE 
 
Green tea
 
Masala chai is REVOLUTIONARY
Breakfast for dinner is an acceptable meal. 

Don’t @ me.
So I put ice in my cocoa tea this morning and my co worker started giving me maypwe lmao https://t.co/qQxMJN2c8H
what do people eat for breakfast that doesn’t have milk, cheese, egg and ham cause all of that upsets my stomach in the morning 😭😭😭
‘I’ve got a bad bad feeling my baby don’t live here anymore...
Well that’s ok, I’ve still got my guitar’ 

Jimi Hendrix
ふぇー
#pixelart #FE風花雪月 #FE3H https://t.co/AlMr6qOiMO
|| I’m actually so annoyed with all the shady stuff that’s been going on behind closed doors. I will address it when the show is over but I’m not happy being lied to. My biggest pet peeve in life is a liar.
Drop your go to gas station snack layout. https://t.co/sPFpsrppcB
New Payment Method Of This Year iPhone. 

#AppleEvent https://t.co/JwDudwKsqZ
STOP PITTING ICE CREAM FLAVORS AGAINST EACH OTHER

mint chocolate  is HEAVENLY

vanilla is a CLASSIC

green tea is FRESH

chocolate is SWEET

strawberry

cookie dough is ICONIC

mocha is SCRUMPTIOUS
Bridesmaids 🌴❤️👑 https://t.co/M8lI8iX9VR
[PANN] 
#PRODUCE101_JAPAN trainee that looks exactly like X1’s Cho Seungyoun!

His name is #KONOJUNKI!

#X1 #조승연 #CHOSEUNGYOUN #엑스원 https://t.co/Q8G8FMILzM
Rock the boat! Shake the baobab tree! Do the unusual, disrupt the comfortable zones. Get things moving. Irritate the Establishment! Let them think! That is how you get Movement forward. This country needs Movement! Disrupt, destruct inertia!
Mark is so handsome 😭💚 https://t.co/jHlm2o2KsY
I also think you should spoil men but no one will hear that so lmao
just spent 90 mins and $165 at urgent care to have them tell me to go get some claritin LOL fucking austin allergies man
These two thought they'd joined the mile high club without anybody noticing... https://t.co/apyddQPoK3
8. ulubiony sos do nuggetsów?
Passport price increase from $72 to $452 is not true - Vuniwaqa

#FijiNews #Fiji 
https://t.co/WWpi7z8Gzm https://t.co/eSqKVmzQva
Supporting students' #MentalHealth is critical to their ongoing academic success. There are many ways students can be supported both inside and outside the classroom. Learn more 👇
https://t.co/1cGfFwkZ8v
🎥 GAY NEWS: Taylor Swift Lover analysis, Ally &amp; Amy tea, Kristen Stewart Underwater Trailer Reaction

▶️ https://t.co/prNhlaNC0n

💦 I want to sit on Kristen’s shaved head. Not her face. Just on top of her head. https://t.co/UiFTGm81fp
Trump at rally: “I KNOW EVERYTHING!”

Trump under investigation: “I KNOW NOTHING!”
IF A NIGGA DON’T MAKE IT CLEAR THAT YOU HIS BITCH, DON’T ACT LIKE HIS BITCH
how it ended? https://t.co/8kksTWVlMi
when i woke up this morning i wanted to go back to sleep but i got up to watch hxh early bc i'm going out. and now that i'm home the only thing stopping me from sleeping is i wanna watch more hxh. what is this
Alliance Spotlight: The Inclusive Graduate Education Network @user seeks to increase the participation of underrepresented students in graduate #PhysicalScience programs. @user @user @user @user
Learn more: https://t.co/KO2hNfE00B https://t.co/9FyqxTMaw1
Cheeb Ivy and her favorite beverage, tea (w/ milk). https://t.co/lgaDyzSQKH
A Pennsylvania couple was arrested after they spent nearly all $120,000 that was accidentally deposited in their account.

Can you blame them? https://t.co/ob59Sojysb https://t.co/PygJBWJ2gV
remote vibrator on a date is a must https://t.co/5dwZwvUmkM
Nobody realizes the shit you do for them until you stop .
Gossiping with your person😂 &gt;&gt;&gt;
“THERE IS TEA SPILLING ALL OVER MY TIMELINE. YOU WHAT NOW?”
Would shag that tbh https://t.co/wtiDRLJ4QW
#10YearsOfTVD
there's a list of the good things in the vampire diaries:
- klaus mikaelson;
- caroline forbes;
- klaus and caroline;
- klaus mikaelson and caroline forbes;
- niklaus mikaelson;
- caroline and klaus;
- klaus mikaelson;
- niklaus mikaelson and caroline forbes.
Not sure why the first photo went weird. He’s standing in the mug. That’s the gag. 

Anyway. https://t.co/9koHNmCUDY
A nation divided by mini loaves. Go on, which is right? 👇 #GBBO https://t.co/s4zft2Obt7
all the August and September babies. Y’all parents were really fucking fucking during the holiday months.
Only people who went to uni last year will remember this https://t.co/6elOg4igcC
iPhone 11 Pro announced with a triple-camera system https://t.co/kW38nhbZ3C https://t.co/5gDaGFFPvF
Olive Garden isn’t available on @user right now. Are you guys trying to kill me? 😭
This some shit you supposed to fight about https://t.co/hW6aR2bZqg
@user it shouldn’t matter if we rather a swiper instead AP 🤷🏽‍♀️💅🏾
@user 

Pubg Star 👍👍☺️
Sco pa tu manaa https://t.co/Ve5o1jn9SY
okay but the fact that i LITERALLY forgot to eat

like, i forgot i had to go out and buy lunch https://t.co/mB0yvKhR2e
Who’s got 2 years and 10 months sober, TODAY?

This girl!
🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

#ODAAT #onedayatatime
After #Article370, Pakistan Occupied Kashmir our next agenda: Union Minister Jitendra Singh https://t.co/Py4dIQeQYR https://t.co/Lqb7LMo84z
@user Sad I missed that awesome looking Indian dinner!
STOP PITTING ICE CREAM FLAVORS AGAINST EACH OTHER

mint chocolate  is HEAVENLY

vanilla is a CLASSIC

green tea is FRESH

chocolate is SWEET

strawberry

cookie dough is ICONIC

mocha is SCRUMPTIOUS
leaving https://t.co/NXiOyGdQ5A
. https://t.co/j2W07UOdqZ
"DHS has been forced to release a list of keywords and phrases it uses to monitor various social networking sites. The list provides a glimpse into what DHS describes as 'signs of terrorist or other threats against the U.S.'"

https://t.co/CdcTmUFr4i
Tenth Anniversary Screening of Tea Party Movie on-line premiere with discussion after.  9-12 7PM https://t.co/QEqZMGOrvy   @user https://t.co/d1hsLHdmaR
@user See you on Friday @user
- harry kim deserved a promotion
- reginald barclay has way more friends than he should
- laforge is a creepy weirdo
- tom paris was never, ever cool. he's the 24th cent equivalent of a ren faire guy who won't shut up about blacksmithing
Nah g, strawberry açaí, 3 scoops of strawberries, 3 scoops berries, BLENDED!! ❗️🥴 thank me later https://t.co/K0XrN187lw
The Downton Abbey movie is as pleasant as a cozy cup of tea https://t.co/CJbZzYDZk4 https://t.co/gt8KcY8zhV
I see we’ve just stripped all meaning from the word ‘racist.’ https://t.co/DojOS3U3Yu
190824 K-WORLD FESTA

Surprise

#ATEEZ #에이티즈 #최산 #산 #SAN https://t.co/c6aYDxRdrK
https://t.co/5f5UP66UHZ
Broke: Creepypasta
Woke: Spooketti
Bespoke: Fettuccine Afraido
Just about sums it up. #lovecycling #itsallanoutthebike
#cyclinglife
#cycling https://t.co/S2ShxLWgRN
men don't tell you when they going thru shit. they just start doing really abnormal, strange things they would never do like take walks in the dark alone w/o their phone or keys. just trying to die.
@user @user @user @user @user No she’s my biological daughter cause I took her hymen after a week and one doesn’t get that chance with an adopted baby
Math questions for kids in 2020:

iPhone 11 lasts 1 hour more than iPhone XR, iPhone 11 Pro lasts 4 hours more than iPhone X.

Calculate the price of the device in India.

#AppleEvent
Great spending time in Louisville with close loyal friends https://t.co/YFUK4Puj6z
Green hops from the allotment, lemon verbena from the garden and gunpowder tea from Morocco about to go into our beer https://t.co/JKVNYOnUDe
Pork lovers rejoice! Pork Belly smoked and glazed in jam, whiskey, and honey goodness served with sweet potatoes. YUM!

Recipe ☞ https://t.co/PjNxjywZBV

#BigGreenEgg #porkbelly #pork #dinner  #BBQ #Grilled #lowandslow #yum #yummy #instagood #instafood #livefire https://t.co/2wv93qstfw
Want something new, try this out.. Oven Roasted Cauliflower. Pow ! Boom! Smack! Seriously try it, I promise you it’s great! https://t.co/I39FBK2Hiv https://t.co/PYqtAX5kxp
Would shag that tbh https://t.co/wtiDRLJ4QW
@user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user Everyone needs to find their own risk tolerance, depending on their level of research and comfort with their conclusions - no probs with playing safe - you need to analyse, integrate &amp; internalize a LOT of data to take the bolder moves! 😀
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    creative solutions. 
 
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⠀ https://t.co/9cfPDQof3l
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    ┈  ⊱ hhh,, jumping on the
    bandwagon , please mostly sfw
    I am just a babey 🥺

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ https://t.co/vsr2xyQEO7
I dont have food money, i dont have caffeine or weed money, i have enough quarters to get to work but not to get home LMAAAOOO poverty rules
Federal Ontario Polling:

LPC: 40.8%
CPC: 29.9%
GPC: 11.9%
NDP: 10.9%
PPC: 4.8%

EKOS / September 5, 2019 / n=2244 / MOE 2% / IVR https://t.co/DmWN1xjVvw
En México, los nuevos iPhone 11 y 11 Pro parten de $17.499, pero su variante más cara llegará a los $35.999 https://t.co/qLQbSxqG4f
I'm about 100% sure I just had my first paranormal experience just fucking now! I'm kind of a skeptic. I've always said I've never experienced those kinds of things before but don't knock those who have and BITCH IT HAPPENED RIGHT NOW Im lowkey shook but like it really happened!?
just found out it’s legal for fertility doctors to inseminate their patients with their own sperm WITHOUT THE PATIENT’S CONSENT in 48 states. my jaw is on the fucking floor.
@user omG whAts thE tEa abOut LoRyn and YsA!!!
My bf surprised me by QuickPaying me some $$ and it specifically said on the description “for fruit, not for sugar” 😂 boy shut up I’m finna order up the frappe
The warrior just sighed and face palm..

"...Yeah, Why not you go ahead and play with your little Demon toys."

"...And go somewhere else then? I'm busy here doing my spells."

She was being sarcastic. https://t.co/irrX9QttLg
@user @user ? Followed the link but No Oxford events listed ?
BTS joins TWICE as the only Korean Groups to have 11 songs with more than 1 million Unique Listeners on Genie. https://t.co/DqGWZ0oCf5
Trump is going to replace Pence with a new running mate in 2020. Mark my words.
NEW: Green candidates say they don't remember past anti-abortion comments | CBC News https://t.co/5nBXynBVqP #cdnpoli
The @user has extended deadline to Mon. Sept. 16 to support its Annual Dinner Dance 4 fantastic honorees #DrEdwinPan #BredaCarroll #NoelMcGovern #GeraldineMcGovern #IrishAwards send your ad to fundraising@user.org https://t.co/wcDJLlGILI
@user Leave the tea to us asians
The Downton Abbey movie is as pleasant as a cozy cup of tea https://t.co/CJbZzYDZk4 https://t.co/gt8KcY8zhV
https://t.co/0A79PMnSdB
@user Oh no it sound like an aries fucked u over you coming for us HEAVY😂😂😂 no we def like to see people do good. And we emotional for sure
NEW reporting from @user on Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Gates, EDGE, John Brockman, mentions Nathan Mhyrvold, many other tech &amp; science VVVIPs. I attended mentioned 2011 Long Beach dinner, @user can vouch. They literally shredded the guest list. https://t.co/3bguKOUE71 https://t.co/MVhrrNtUCj
Anna oop. Good Afternoon! 😳✨ https://t.co/1uFDgl6gWa
Only people who went to uni last year will remember this https://t.co/6elOg4igcC
"She's got to be stopped."

Jim Cramer and a @user panel discuss Wall Street executives being absolutely terrified of Elizabeth Warren and how they've never seen anything quite like it before. This is the greatest Warren campaign ad possible. https://t.co/VCrGOfxOX0
Fuze tea https://t.co/k0wEu4zVLp
'Electric shocks, beatings': Kashmiris allege abuse by India army https://t.co/PhCJPfb8zd

#Kashmir #Kashmirsiege
some of y’all be talking about women empowerment and yet stay hating on women your fave dated or was associated with and that just shows double standards that you refuse to accept exists still
I stopped smoking with help of,,,,,,
Do we know if Teri Hatcher is planning to make a sentencing recommendation to the judge re: Felicity Huffman? I'd pay $$ to read that one. https://t.co/fxSD0o5nwJ
The Heisman watch took an interesting turn after Week 2. 👀

https://t.co/odF7XnsTkR https://t.co/4rM41ewzmY
Can't believe I've been sleeping on uPhuthu with Amasi &amp; sugar 🙈
Tea time with the cast of #DowntonAbbeyFilm. How do you take your cuppa? ☕️

Enjoy an exclusive Downton Abbey tea collection from our friends at @user: https://t.co/golRMXFivx
#SipBySip https://t.co/0YNZk99r6J
Here is the full video from today's ABC new show "Around the table", with Beto and Amy O'Rourke, and three independent voters. Fascinating way the get to know a candidate. Share the video, it's really good! https://t.co/WmAByz8THk
Comunque ci credo che vi fa schifo l’estate se non avete neanche una mezza persona con cui uscire e vi fate paranoie infinite per scoprire qualche cm di pelle, alla fine vi costringete da sole ad avere come unico hobby quello di bere tisane sotto al piumone
shot on iPhone 11 Pro https://t.co/7lJ5TbCHke
how are we today? what's the tea?
It’s my last day tomorrow so here’s a recount of all the things I’ve spilled at Starbucks this summer alone:
- iced latte into an entire stack of new cups
- iced green tea latte on myself (twice in a row)
- venti iced americano into an ice bin
- gallon of syrup on my coworker
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What the hell 🤮 https://t.co/OG3E5JmmZ2
Not everyone’s eye shape suits winged liner, but some of you aren’t ready for that conversation https://t.co/fvyPc1coTb
//This better not flop like all of my other bandwagon tweets https://t.co/Ax5bJJ81BC
@user KYAAAH! どうもありがとうね 😆 I'm forever young. Teheeee! Thanks for being a good friend for me, I'm so grateful to have you. I also wish all the best for you, and us. Keep nyappy~! 💖 lol you silly, but don't worry.. I still love you. 😜 https://t.co/FcmWSd9Bi0
He brings @user a cup of tea. He decided to beat Kurono to it today.
Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman: Automobile industry is now affected by BS6 and the mindsets of millennial, who now prefer to have Ola or Uber rather than committing to buying an automobile https://t.co/6KEecyopH3
Just days after the El Paso shooting @user invited @user and three Texan voters into his home for our new series "Around the Table." A show bringing together candidates and voters for a candid conversation around the dinner table. Watch and read: https://t.co/o4r648AjHg
What can I do in this life to avoid rice and stew? Hollow rice? Fried rice with betta gizzard? Chai diet is nottt helping
Men KNOW men are trash. That’s why they protect their daughters, mothers, and sisters from other men. https://t.co/7ySNhSnEXj
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What’s the best Isley Brothers song? Ima say Voyage to Atlantis...
Is Kosovo not a kebab? #ENGKOS
We’re cracking up because @user brought us TV dinners to eat on air for Taste Test Tuesday. @user #tvnews https://t.co/iWdiDDHA70
I’m just going to leave this here. Sorry Tanjiro...
#DemonSlayer #kimetsunoyaiba https://t.co/tcekaQqRYH
#PakistanArmy must stop its abuse in Balochistan. The world is watching: https://t.co/Wfxk8SH5uR
favorite drink from starbucks ? 
ima try it out
@user @user @user Dude the amount of food your whole pakistan eats is less then what our army eats and secondly atleast our pm dont carries a bowl with him for bheek... 😂🤣
Here's the iPhone 11 Pro #AppleEvent 

3 cameras https://t.co/kAjXoyBc0o